At 13:00, an hour before my appointment, I jumped on the bus and headed out for the hospital. The distance wasn’t really far, but I had to change buses and wanted to make sure I would have enough time. I’m glad I left early because it turns out that there are several stops called “Karolinska” around the hospital and for the non-Swedish speaker, what’s the difference between “Karolinska” and “Karolinskasjukhuset”? It tuns out, it’s a big difference. I ended up walking about a mile trying to find the office because, for some strange reason, they didn’t put the address of the office on the notification letter I received…? No wonder they have trouble with missed appointments.
I finally found the office after asking three random people who were obviously surprised that a tall blond man was speaking to them in Amerikanska (American English).
At the reception office, I showed my passport and personal number then paid 160kr (about $24). They sent me upstairs to the waiting room where I sat down and started flipping through the IKEA catalog. After about 20min, an older man yelled “Funfar” and I knew my time had arrived.
After they placed me in a nice office, the gentleman who yelled my name walked in and started speaking Swedish. You can guess how long that went on for until he realized it was a one person conversation. Again, it’s difficult being a non-Swedish speaking, tall blond in this country! Turns out, he was the doctor and was a little rusty with his English (not very common for most Swedes) so we were going to have an interesting appointment ahead of us.
Eventually, we got down to business. I had to strip down to my skivvies because he wanted to do a full skin evaluation. I showed him a problem mole and he decided they needed a picture of it… I said, “Okay, hopefully it’s not because you haven’t seen this kind of mole before…” Nothing…That was kinda funny, right? Guess not.
A few minutes, later a woman nurse comes in with some sweet camera gear. Now remember, I’m on my stomach, facing the wall, in my underwear. They speak Swedish for a few minutes and then the woman leaves…and leaves the door open…to the main hallway! People are walking by, nurses are joking around and I’m in the middle of the room, in my underwear. The woman nurse returns with a female doctor, the door is still open, they’re all still speaking Swedish and I’m still in my underwear. Eventually, they take the pictures and I’m allowed to dawn my civilian gear again. I should know by now that Europeans are not up tight about the no clothing thing, but the American in me won’t let it go.
When all was said and done, I survived. The gauntlet of Swedish health care formalities hasn’t broken me yet. At the end of the day, the care was basically the same as what I’ve received in the U.S. Yes, there is some red-tape to go through. Yes, you can’t always pick your own doctor. But, at the end of the day, its the same care for everyone.